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[[Black Hat Guy is holding up a video game. Woman is holding up a harness.]]
Black Hat Guy: Hey. I sold your Roomba on Craigslist so I could buy myself Left 4 Dead.
Woman: But I eBayed your XBox so I could get this dueling harness for my Roomba!
Black Hat Guy: Aww.
Woman: Aww.
{{alt text: Every Roomba needs a dueling harness..}}
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