Male: "Mmm, simultaneous orgasms"
Female: "That wasn't simultaneous"
Male: "Huh? It totally was!"
A common disagreement when one of you is doing all the moving
{{Alt Text: I'm leaving you for your twin. He's more mature than you by now.}}
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