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Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening" to empty rooms.
[[Man is sitting in an armchair, reading. He murmurs something.]]
[[Second man in front of a large computer terminal jumps out of chair after hearing the first man mumble. His chair has fallen over]]
If I'm wrong, no one knows. And if I'm right, maybe I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization.
{{Title Text: Basically it's Pascal's Wager for the paranoid prankster}}
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