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[[A woman and a man holding a green bottle are standing beside a crib. Another green bottle is lying on the floor.]]
Woman: More sugary drinks? Are you
trying
to give her diabetes?
Man: Yeah - then we keep her supplied with insulin unless things go wrong.
Narration: I take the Jurassic Park approach to parenting.
{{title text: Kids are genetic experiments. We're just experimenting responsibly!}}
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