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[[Man #1 is administering the presidential oath to Man #2]]
Man #1: You know, it might be cool to be a woman.
Man #2: It... might be cool to be a woman?
Man #1: Yeah, but the menstruation thing is freaky.
Man #2: Yeah, but... the, um. What?
Narration: Turns out I'm even worse at administering the presidential oath than John Roberts.
{{title text: 'And ovaries. Man, ovaries, huh?' [awkward pause] '... faithfully.'}}
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