Guy: So you can come up with a song title fitting any tag combination?
Girl: Try me.
Guy: Lesbian voyeurism one-hit wonder mash-up.
Girl: "I wish that Stacey's Mom had Jessie's Girl."
<<silence>>
Guy: Well, that was one, but-
Girl: "When you Come On Eileen I touch myself."
Guy: Okay, wow.
{{Title-text: I love Eileen
and want you to love her
When you're around
I'm one floor above her
If you could see
just how much I adore her
Oh, that pretty red dress
I'd do anything for her
(Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye ayy)}}
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