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[[The Black Hat Guy is holding a phone up to someone.]]
Black Hat Guy: We're in a narrow window in which people are using Google Latitude, but haven't learned the habit of turning it off when they're doing something discreetly.
Black Hat Guy: I wrote an app to log friends' locations and work out addresses and business names.
[[A timetable is visible. Each column represents a different person.]]
[[First column: Megan.]]
11:00AM Home
12:30PM Eastview Adult Toy Store
1:30PM Home
2:00PM Laketown Sex Toy Shop
2:30PM Home
3:00PM Fry's Electronics
3:30PM Ed's Power Tool Emporium
4:00PM Home
4:10PM Hospital Burn Ward
[[Second column: Rober - the rest of the name is cut off, as well as the end nof each entry.]]
12:30PM Home
2:00PM Schoo
3:30PM Subwa
{{Title text: The G1, especially with the new Android upgrade, is way better than I originally thought.}}
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