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[[A man is sitting at a computer. The text appearing is implied to be what he sees on the screen.]]
A.I. Loaded
>>> Analyze love
[[An hourglass appears over the computer.]]
[[The hourglass continues to display.]]
Computer: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
{{Title text: Wait, no, that one also loses. How about a nice game of chess?}}
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