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Narrator: I hate how when I'm talking while I type, sometimes I accidentally type a word I'm saying.
[[A man is sitting at a computer.]]
Computer: Wanna go get food later?
[[A woman runs over, holding a giraffe.]]
Woman: Check out what I found in the closet!
<<Type type>>
Man ((typing)): Sorry, I really shouldn't.
Man ((talking)): Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
<<Type type>>
Man ((typing)): I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
Narrator:
Frequently!
I meant
'frequently'!
{{Title text: If this were SMBC, the alt-text drawing thingy would be a giraffe hooker fluttering her eyelashes.}}
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