Man #1: It took a lot of work, but this latest Linux patch enables support for machines with 4,096 CPUs, up from the old limit of 1,024.
Man #2: Do you have support for smooth full-screen Flash video yet?
Man #1: No, but who uses
that?
[[Man #2 is holding a laptop.]]
{{Title text: I hear many of you finally have smooth Flash support, but me and my Intel card are still waiting on a kernel patch somewhere in the pipeline before we can watch Jon Stewart smoothly.}}
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