Woman: I've traveled here from the year 1983 to say this:
Woman: {{In italics}} Are there any bagels left?
[[A man is eating something.]]
Narrator: While it's technically true, I wish she'd stop prefacing every sentence with that.
{{Title text: She also starts every letter with "Dear Future <your name>".}}
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