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[[Two people are sitting at a table, with a candle-lit dinner. The man is holding up a sheet of paper, and the woman is scribbling.]]
Man: Both my parents were colorblind, so...
Woman: Hey, if we made more than two, we'd have a better-than-even chance of adorable red hair.
Man: Ooh, and check this: green eyes!
Narrator: Trivia: 30% of biologist first dates disintegrate into making Punnett squares.
{{Title text: Well, the kid's definitely getting the biology geek phenotype.}}
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