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((In Scribblenauts word input format))
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER
<<Click>>
Woman: Wow, Scribblenauts even lets you summon the LHC.
[[A man is sitting at a computer. The woman talks from off-panel.]]
<<Fwoosh>>
Woman: And it makes a black hole! This game rules.
Man: I guess it's okay, for a DS kids game.
((In Scribblenauts word input format))
PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE
<<Click>>
[[The woman looks up.]]
Woman: Oh, hi! It worked!
{{Title text: Let me look away and type 'guy who's just jealous that I beat all his MarioKart times' and turn back, and ... yup, there you are again!}}
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