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[[Rob and his nephew are sitting on the ground. Rob is holding a flashlight up to his face.]]
Rob: But they NEVER FOUND THE GHOST'S HEAD!
Nephew: Lame story, Uncle Rob.
Rob: And you could do scarier?
Nephew: Sure.
Rob: Try me.
Nephew: 9
11 happened before I was born, yet I'm old enoguh to have this conversation with you.
[[Rob has dropped the flashlight.]]
[[Rob has curled up and wrapped his arms around himself.]]
{{Title text: I'm teaching every 8-year-old relative to say this, and every 14-year-old to do the same thing with Toy Story. Also, Pokemon hit the US over a decade ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 18 next year.}}
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