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[[A man is on the phone with a woman, who's on her computer in the other half of a split panel.]]
Man: Hello? ... Oh, hey. Looking for Megan? She's gaming.
Woman: I know. You know what's delicious? Nachos.
[[The woman clicks on her computer while talking.]]
Woman: When you layer the cheese so it gets on every chip ... then smother them in sour cream and salsa ...
Man: Mm, that IS delicious. And I've got the ingredients, too!
Woman, on phone: You should make some!
Man: I will!
Woman, on phone: Hurry.
[[The man is making nachos in the microwave.]]
Microwave: <<beep>> <<beep>> <<whirrrr>>
Megan, at her computer: My wifi signal!
[[The woman who called is at her computer.]]
Computer: Boom! Headshot.
{{Title text: 'Cheater!' 'Hey, gaming on wifi? You have only yourself to blame.'}}
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