[[A girl is running towards a closed wardrobe.]]
Someone off-panel: Everyone hide! 99 ... 98 ... 97 ...
[[The girl opens the wardrobe.]]
Wardrobe: <<click>>
Girl, looking inside: !!!
[[The girl looks thoughtful.]]
[[The girl walks away.]]
[[The girl returns with an armful of electronics.]]
[[The girl is kneeling, typing on a laptop, which has a cord extending into the wardrobe.]]
[[A robotic probe is approaching Mr. Tumnus, the faun, under the lamppost in narnia.]]
{{Title text: Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade.}}
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