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[[A man is sitting at his computer. Facebook sidebar messages appear on the top of each panel, with a user photo and a few lines of text.]]
Facebook: Susie
Reconnect with her
(phone icon) Send her a text
Man: Come on, Facebook. I know I shouldn't.
Facebook: Susie
She'd come over
(bed icon) You don't have to fall asleep alone.
Man: It's been so hard to stop. But she's falling for me, and I can't keep getting her hopes up like this.
Facebook: Susie
Life is complicated
(icon of stick figures embracing) She's so warm against you. You both want it.
Man: (pulling out phone) Maybe if I just make it clear it's not going to be a thing ...
Man: Yeah, we'll just have a talk.
Facebook: Susie
Oh yeah. Mmm ...
(webcam icon) Leave your webcam on so I can watch.
Man: Okay, this feature is getting creepier and creepier.
{{Title text: An hour later: SUGGESTION: LICK HER NIPPLE MORE.}}
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