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[[A man in a lab coat is talking to a woman who's sitting on an examining table.]]
Man: Well, until the second trimester, the baby hasn't decided which opening it will exit through.
Woman: *What?*
Man: We'll hope for one of the lower ones, so it won't be fighting gravity.
Did you know you can just BUY lab coats?
{{Title text: Also, it's not like anyone actually calls up the Nobel committee to double-check things.}}
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