[[Two men converse.]]
First Man: So, is the new project going forward?
Second Man: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!
[[The men laugh cautiously.]]
[[The men resume conversation.]]
Second Man: I mean, kill you even sooner.
{{Title text: You'll be moved up from 49 of ~7 billion to 31 of ~7 billion.}}
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