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[[A man and a woman kneel on a bed, the man is shaking a cup of dice.]]
Man: All right, baby. Get ready for...
<<Shake shake shake roll>>
((Between the first two panels.))
[[Two dice have been rolled, the first has five dots, the second says "BREASTS".]]
[[The man and woman, stare at the dice.]]
Man: I really need to organize the game cupboard.
Woman: Wait, so where's the other sex die?
[[Two men and two women are sitting on the floor around a game.]]
Man #1: I...
fondle
the castle guard? That doesn't seem right.
Woman #1: It did 6 damage, though.
{{Title text: You roll for initiative, and ... [roll] ... wow, do you ever take it.}}
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