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[[External view of a satellite orbiting Earth. Dialog comes from within.]]
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I got our downlink into a GeoIP database.
[[Internal view of the satellite, a man and a woman are floating about, the man is at a computer mounted to the wall.]]
Woman: Why?
Man: To mess with our advertisers. Check it out.
[[An ad reads "Meet local girls in Low Earth Orbit tonight!" and has two photos of girls in sexy poses, one captioned "Tanya, 18" and the other "Amber, 19". Below them is a button that reads "CHAT LIVE".]]
{{Title text: 'Meet hot young singles in your mom's basement today'? Man, screw you, GeoIP.}}
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