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[[A researcher is looking up into a tree, holding a clipboard in one hand and a radio in the other.]]
Researcher: The eagle has left the nest.
Off-Panel: *KHHHKHT* Roger that. Alert the agents. *KHKKHHKT*
Researcher: Will you stop that?
My hobby: Following field biologists around and interpreting everything they say as code phrases.
{{Title text: In the off-seasons, I hire an animal trainer to help confront secret agents with situations which they are unable to report by radio.}}
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