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[[A person is in a cemetery, near a gravestone. Other people stand around staring.]]
Person: Frankly, you deserve this. You KNEW I wanted a sans-serif font, and you IGNOERD me.
Person: So really, this is YOUR fault.
I've discovered the worst place to wander while arguing on a hands-free headset.
{{Title text: Three headstones down, I got a call from my mom and it went from bad to worse.}}
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