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[[A man sits at a computer. His friend enters the room.]]
Man at computer: How did the date go?
Friend: I wanted to be prepared, so I looked up a sex walkthrough video.
[[The two men sit silently contemplating the words of the previous moment.]]
Man at computer: ...and?
Friend: It turns out it was a speed run.
Man at computer: Ouch.
{{Title text: There's nothing hotter than porn dubbed over with a poorly-mic'd teenager's voice explaining each step in a droning monotone. 'okay, we're almost at the spawn point ... separate the labia, but watch out, there are more inside them ..."}}
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