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[[A man is talking to Hatman.]]
Man: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I
was
first in my class at Caltech.
[[The man falls backward as Hatman sounds an air horn in his face.]]
Hatman: Really? I don't mean to toot my own horn, but
<<BRAAAAAAP!>>
[[A picture of an air horn.]]
Air horns: worth carrying around your entire life for those few perfect moments.
{{Title text: This is also one of only five identified situations in which a vuvuzela is actually appropriate.}}
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