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Guy: Personally, I find atheists just as annoying as fundamentalist Christians.
Girl: Well, the important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to both.
{{Title text: 'But you're using that same tactic to try to feel superior to me, too!' 'Sorry, that accusation expires after one use per conversation.'}}
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