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[[Two people are walking. The first is wearing a white hat.]]
Second person: It just blows my mind. She seemed so genuine. I had no idea she was such a serial liar.
Second person: I just wish I had our six months back.
[[The view focuses on the second person.]]
Second person: Her exes say the same thing happened to them.
Second person: Maybe what we need is a terrible-ex tracking and notification service.
[[The second person turns, thoughtfully.]]
First person: But after all the problems with sex offender registries, who would agree to run it?
Second person: Maybe one of the state governments more willing to experiment could try it out...
Soon...
[[Two people are sitting at a table, on which sit wine glasses and plates. One has glasses and a goatee, and the other has long hair. A person approaches them carrying a clipboard and a license.]]
License person: Excuse me, ma'am.
Long hair person: Yes?
License person: This man is known to the state of California to be a total douchebag.
{{Title text: Since the goatee, glasses, and Seltzer & Friedberg DVD collection didn't tip you off, there will be a $20 negligence charge for this service.}}
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