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This happened to my friend:
[[Men and women are standing in a row]]
Man: English should be the national language. These immigrants should have to learn English when they come here.
Woman: Yeah
Man: When you go to live somewhere, you learn the language they speak there. English is the language of the land.
Other Woman: Excuse me, but osio Sarah dawado.
Man: What the hell was that?
Other Woman: Woman: Cherokee.
{{title text: She's pretty sharp when provoked.}}
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