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He: I was running a factor analysis on this huge database, and check out what it found:
[[He holds up the chart.]]
[[It's a graph plotting "sexual arousal" against "consecutive vowels." The trendline is a smooth exponential curve.]]
She: Huh? This chart makes no sense. What--
He: "Queueing"
[[She grabs him.]]
She: FUCK ME NOW.
{{Title text: But the windows! What if there's a voyuer watchi-- wait, now I'm turned on too.}}
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