Person (on phone): It's 2011. I want my flying car.
Friend (from phone): Dude.
Friend: You're complaining to me using a phone on which you buy and read books,
Friend: and which you were using to play a 3D shooter until I interrupted you with what would be a video call if I were wearing a shirt.
Person: Can't I have a flying car, too?
Friend (from phone): You'd crash it while texting and playing Angry Birds.
{{Title text: It's hard to fit in the backseat of my flying car with my android Realdoll when we're both wearing jetpacks.}}
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