[[A person stumbles on a lamp, lying on the ground.]]
[[The person picks it up.]]
<<Rub rub>>
[[The lamp sprays fluids.]]
<<Splort>>
[[The person holds the lamp at arm's length, a puddle of fluid on the ground.]]
{{Title text: 'That was definitely not in my top three wishes.' 'Who said anything about YOUR wishes?'}}
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