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[[Someone with curly hair is standing in front of a sign labeled 'Auditions'. A judge of some sort speaks from off-panel.]]
Judge:
Seriously?
Judge: Sorry, no, that's a huge mood killer.
Judge:
Next!
Before I have a kid, I'm moving to Rogers Street in Cambridge, MA, and then getting a cat named "Mister"
Just to guarantee the kid will never go into porn.
{{Title text: 'We can also use middle names in place of first pet's names, but yours is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.'}}
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