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[[There is a turtle.]]
Off-panel: Oh, crap, I deleted the file!
[[There is a turtle.]]
Turtle (thinking): I am a turtle.
[[There is a turtle.]]
Off-panel: No, wait, there it is.
[[There is a turtle.]]
Turtle (thinking): I am a turtle.
[[There is a turtle.]]
50 Years Later:
Turtle (thinking): I am a turtle.
Turtles have it figured out, man.
{{Title text: You're a turtle!}}
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