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{{Title text: I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.}}
[[Two people before a 3D printer, one with a wrench]]
Person 1: 3D printers are getting incredible.
Person 2: I think we're not far from widespread deployment.
Person 2: And you know what that means.
Person 1: Spam containing actual enlarged penises?
Person 2: I give it a week.
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