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[[A guy points at a girl with his mouth open. A bearded man stands behind him.]]
Bearded man: But as THICK as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of PRIDE!
Subtitle: My goal: To make enough money to hire Jeremy Irons, the voice of Scar from The Lion King, to follow me around and do my dialogue.
{{Alt: Movies that I know word-for-word, part one}}
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