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[[A couple has sex up against a wall.]]
[[A couple has sex standing in an armchair.]]
[[A couple has sex in a swing, swaying above a table with a flower vase on it.]]
[[Screenshot of Fitocracy. In the text field marked "log your workout for today," the user has filled in "sex," and the site has returned the message "activity not found."]]
[[The couple is standing in front of the computer; one person is at the keyboard, the other standing back wearing a towel.]]
At Keyboard: Come on! That was like two hours of cardio!
In Towel: Hmm, let's see ... the part on the dresser was KIND of like skiiing ...
{{Title text: I felt so clever when I found a way to game the Fitocracy system by incorporating a set of easy but high-scoring activities into my regular schedule. Took me a bit to realize I'd been tricked into setting up a daily exercise routine.}}
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