[[The Hat man sit on a couch, reading a book. A person is approaching him from behind the couch holding a picture in a frame, a screwdriver, and some screws.]]
Person: Have you seen my stud finder? I've looked everywhere.
Hat man: It sounds like you may be interested in my new product, a--
Person: Shut up.
{{Title text: According to every stud finder I've tried to use, my walls contain a rapidly shifting network of hundreds and hundreds of studs.}}
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