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Dorm:
[[An incredibly libidinous, extremely attractive couple try and enter one person's dorm room.]]
Locked.
Other Dorm:
[[The same couple in the other person's dorm room, where the roommate is sitting at a computer playing an MMO]]
Roommate: I'll be done tuesday.
Roommate in raid
Library Rare Book Collection:
[[Libidinous couple staring inside the room from outside. Nelson Mandela and other university workers inside the room, looking at some extremely expensive items]]
Occupied by tour for visiting Nelson Mandela
Accelerator Tunnel:
[[Couple stares at a heavy, imposing door denying them entry]]
Sealed while beam is in operation.
Beaver Lodge (stop snickering!):
[[couple attempting to enter an occupied beaver lodge]]
Frozen over for winter to keep out predators; only accessible via underwater entrance.
Hyperspace:
[[Couple in front of a number of highly advanced physics textbooks]]
Person 1: Are you *sure*?
Ruled out by current understanding of physics.
{{Title text: Eventual headline: 'University Researchers Create Life in Lab! Darkness, Faulty Condoms Blamed.'}}
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