Breast Cancer Surgery Follow-Up
Oncologist: You're looking great! Remove your top so I can check how the incision is healing.
Delightfully Awesome Person: Nuh-uh.
Oncologist: *sigh*. Do we have to do this *every* time?
Delightfully Awesome Person: You know the rules.
Oncologist: This is so ridiculous.
[[Oncologist fake-annoyedly searches for something in pockets]]
Oncologist: Here.
[[Oncologist waves around a Mardi Gras bead necklace]]
Delightfully Awesome Person: Woooo!
[[Delightfully Awesome Person disrobes]]
{{Title text: Favorite mastectomy breast prosthesis idea: a fake boob containing a spare rechargable battery, accessed via a nipple USB port. Complete with a ring of LED charge indicators in the areola!}}
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