Bucket is found in #xkcd on irc.foonetic.net Docs are at http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Bucket --- *** relsqui has changed the topic on channel #xkcd to Everyone before you has already tried 'shocking' and 'random' as ways of being interesting. If you want to be special, try 'mature.' danb: ouch, relsqui grizzle: Mmm. Good topic. jercos: who in here is mature? Bucket: mature is what happens to cheese, fuckface --- does Bucket do basic math? <_LSK_> I don't know <_LSK_> bucket, 2^8 10 <_LSK_> No. --- I NEED DICE! get metal ones, those are cool <@snark> get bone ones snark: the thing about the bone ones is that bone isn't necessarily uniform density, so what if the dice aren't fair? <@snark> in that case you are... <@snark> ...BONED? * Bucket raises an eyebrow in a dramatic manner * @snark high fives Bucket * Bucket high fives back --- <@relsqui> Bucket: bucket stole the cookie from the cookie jar is Who, me\? < Bucket> Ok, relsqui <@relsqui> Bucket: yes, you is Couldn't be! < Bucket> Ok, relsqui <@relsqui> Bucket: then who is $someone stole the cookie from the cookie jar! < Bucket> Ok, relsqui <@relsqui> Bucket stole the cookie from the cookie jar < Bucket> Who, me? <@relsqui> yes, you < Bucket> Couldn't be! <@relsqui> then who? < Bucket> Bucket stole the cookie from the cookie jar! <@relsqui> ... --- > You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike > Maximinus: go north > You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike <@relsqui> Bucket: go east You are in a maze of rooms, all alike. There are passages to the north, south, east, and west. <+Frowardd> Bucket: go down * Bucket kneels down and unzips Frowardd's pants. <+Frowardd> wait what --- < InitHello> nomnomnom < Bucket> Slow down, you'll choke. < InitHello> nom nom nom < Bucket> Much better. --- creature: OK. Serious question now. What do you write in a birthday card to someone who's got cancer? snark: creature: happy birthday? Bucket: You're one year closer to dying. --- gameprey: oh crap gameprey: where are my keys? Bucket: Did you check your other jacket? gameprey: umm... no gameprey: Bucket: thanks, found em! gameprey: seriously