[[Two figures stand around a levitating person.]]
{{You gotta let go, Joe}}
{{Just rise off your feet, Pete}}
{{Just stay in the air, Claire}}
{{Gotta levitate, Kate}}
{{There must be 50 ways to learn to hover.}}
{{Alt: I woke up to find that I had scrawled the last line of this sleepily on a sheet of paper on my desk. I shouldn't have listened to the 70's hit marathon on the way home from work the night before.}}
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