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[[A set of lockers. The middle one has a sticker stuck to it proclaiming "Skateboarding is not a crime"]]
When I'm president, skateboarding will still be legal, but display of those stupid stickers will be a felony.
{{alt text: 'Arrest me, I'm a skateboarder' is an even more obnoxious variant.}}
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