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{{Title: Fans turning away latecomers to all-night game console campouts:}}
{{Sony
Microsoft:}}
[[Campers to new arrivals:]]
The line is full, asshole! Fuck off!
{{Nintendo:}}
[[Campers to new arrivals:]]
I'm so sorry, all the consoles are spoken for.
Do... Do you want a hug?
{{alt: If I get a Wii, it will be the first game console I've owned.}}
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