{{Headline: PENISES:}}
Woman: They are about this big.
[[Holds her hands about half a foot apart]]
Now can we PLEASE, as a culture, move on?
{{alt:The penis varies in size when flaccid and is pretty consistently about yea big when erect. Anyway, back to the sitcom one-liners and the constant flow of spam.}}
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