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Narrator: Sometimes, when I first wake up, I am caught in the horrible grip of perspective.
[[A person sitting up in bed]]
Person: It may be a jewel of open source, but Firefox is JUST A BROWSER. It shows WEBPAGES. What the hell is WRONG with us?
Narrator: Fortunately, this subsides quickly.
{{alt text: I wonder what I was dreaming to prompt that. I hope it wasn't the Richard Stallman Cirque de Soleil thing again.}}
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