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[[Two men stand facing one another. Man on the left is wearing a hat]]
Man: You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Man 2: Really? Well, I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn't tell you why.
Man: I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry.
Man 2: I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti.
Man: I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled Firefly.
Man 2: I once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi.
Man: I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai.
Man 2: I think we're done.
{{title text: Did you shoot a man in Reno? Now, I don't mean to pry.}}
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