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[[ Two people stand in an aisle in a store ]]
Person 1: Nice store. How do you keep the floors so clean?
Person 2: Oh, we hired this dude named Kepler, he's really good hard worker. Doesn't mind the monotony. Sweeps out the same area every night.
{{ alt: Science joke. You should probably just move along. }}
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