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[[A picture of a man and a woman in a heart is being held by someone, it has been ripped down the middle, separating the two people]]
[[Man sits at computer, looking at the picture]]
[[It is night, man still sits at computer with the picture in front of him and his head drooped]]
[[It is day again, man types on computer]]
Text from computer: root@homebox:~# userdel megan
{{alt text: At least I never gave her the root password.}}
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