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[[Girl sits on chair, thinking]]
[[Two panels pass, the girl does not move]]
Girl: If the question of what it all means doesn't mean anything, why do I keep coming back to it?
[[Two boys are talking to each other]]
First boy: She's getting existential again.
Second boy: It's okay, I have a super soaker.
[[Second boy pulls a large super soaker from a drawer]]
{{title text: It's like the squirt bottle we use with the cat.}}
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