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[[A scene is depicted from the Battle Room of the novel Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. The men are floating in a room with random cubes.]]
Dink: Sorry, Ender - seems like there were some system crashes. The battle's gotta be cut short.
Ender: The lasers still work.
Dink: Yeah, but the enemy's gate is down.
{{Title Text: Bean actually sabotaged it just to give Dink the excuse to make that joke.}}
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